(Never denied that)
And my fics are all fan works for MLP right now, haven't gone for any original pieces. Admittedly, them being fan fics probably doesn't matter when you talk about E.L James who did a Twilight fanfic and turned it into 50 Shades (which is just baddddd).
No idea, I'd like to write eventually, doubt I'm good enough for it yet, but I like writing just for the fun of it right now.